Citizen Promaster Tough ($495)
Badass brothers and clumsy cousins alike will dig the aptly named Citizen Promaster Tough. The reason: it has a shock-resistant case with a hardened coating that’s five times more resilient than regular stainless steel. Therefore it’s almost impervious to scratching and also staves off corrosion and chemicals. The Eco-Drive movement is charged by any light source, making spare batteries a thing of the past. The best part? This timepiece is so durable, your giftee will never have to replace it.