ROSE-COLOREDThe Rhino’s copper-tint, polarized lenses tune out optical noise to reveal a richer reality. From a hilltop in Calabasas, California, distant homes looked like close-up toys. The wondrous convergence of extreme clarity and dense, reddish tinting picks up detail in the worst glare-hells, even the sun-on-snow variety. Wear these plastic dudes on the slopes or while waiting for your Gulfstream V; the design somehow proclaims wealth.
Bonus: Ruby-red frames look like they taste good.
Bummer: Not for those blessed with smaller heads, and some may find the vibe a little too metrosexual.