You: A girl who’s not afraid to admit you’d like camping better if it came with satin sheets. Your bag: The Sub Kilo +15, with its buttery polyester lining. Stuffed with 750-fill down—with extra insulation in the footbox and hood—this is the warmest bag tested, but still a cinch to pack and carry. A side stash pocket holds a wallet or iPod, and the big hood has space for a pillow. 15潞F, 1.9 lbs; www.rei.com
Bonus: The price includes a real compression sack.
Bummer: You’ll never see the sun rise again.