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We're kidding. Getting close to a fire would melt all his makeup, and all that hairspray has got to be pretty flammable, right?
We're kidding. Getting close to a fire would melt all his makeup, and all that hairspray has got to be pretty flammable, right? (Photo: Getty Images)
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Don’t Blame CA’s Fires on Its Environmental Laws

Turns out you can't believe everything you read on Trump's Twitter feed

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CLEVELAND, OH - JULY 21:  Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump reacts as his son Barron Trump looks on at the end of the Republican National Convention on July 21, 2016 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump received the number of votes needed to secure the party's nomination. An estimated 50,000 people are expected in Cleveland, including hundreds of protesters and members of the media. The four-day Republican National Convention kicked off on July 18.  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
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The 18 wildfires currently raging in California have killed nine people and destroyed more than 1,000 homes. Fortunately for residents of the state, Donald Trump knows who to blame: Liberals.

At first, it’s hard to make sense of this word soup. But if we apply our far-right conspiracy theory decoderto the cryptic text, it reveals two alleged villains whom the president seems to blame for California's wildfires: those in the state whooppose constructionofa new dam and those who oppose increased logging.

Let me break that down.Republican lawmakers in California’s Central Valley (where your food comes from) have long been on the already nearly dry San Joaquin River. This projectand largely appears to be an attempt to redirect billions of dollars of taxpayer funds to the benefit of large commercial operations in the Valley.“It's one thing to put a dam on a river that has water in it,” a local resident explained to the Los Angeles Times. “But to dam up an already dry river does seem like a stretch. You can't squeeze a lot more water out of this river.” The paper describes the amount of water the dam would make available as a “trickle.”

In his tweet, Trump seems to suggest that this Central Valley dam would aid firefighting efforts by creating a water source where one does not currently exist.Yet firefighters ,and the river water on how dry the vegetation is in surrounding countryside.

So why is our fearless leader so hot and bothered about it? Well, I have a theory. The dam would abut the congressional district of Devin Nunes, the Republican Chair of the House Intelligence Committee and an avid supporter of Trump during the ongoingRussiainvestigation. Nunes that, in order to save his pet project dam, that, “We have to fight every single day.”

What about logging? The Trump administration has upended a careful and much-lauded compromise struck between environmentalists, timber companies, the state, and the U.S. Forest Service following the devastating Rim Fire of 2013 by advocating for . But the administration'sefforts arecurrently being thwarted by environmental laws, including the Endangered Species Act. Republican lawmakers are agitating to expedite the approval process, so logging can be expanded despite the existingregulations.

“Politicians often use wildfire as an excuse to increase timber targets,” Ray Rasker, the head of independent research group Headwaters Economics It’s feared that fuel reduction is being used as an excuse to ramrod increased timber production, without sufficient supporting evidence from scientists.

So what’s really to blame for California’s fires? Climate change. Simply put, increased average temperatures are drying up vegetation in the summer, after unpredictable and often extreme winter storms cause temporary growth booms. And because of that, California’s fires are only going to get worse, no matter how many rivers in the state are dammed or how many trees are cut down. Trump's right that the cause of these fires is related to politics, he's just wrong about .

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