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McKayla Maroney vault United States 2012 Olympics London Not Impressed
We are all impressed. (Photo: The White House/Wikimedia Common)

My ‘窪蹋勛圖厙’ Moment of the Year: McKayla Maroney’s Vault

窪蹋勛圖厙, inside, gravity, space, time, whatever: this thing transcended every boundary

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McKayla Maroney vault United States 2012 Olympics London Not Impressed
(Photo: The White House/Wikimedia Common)

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We asked our fellow staffers for their favorite泭窪蹋勛圖厙泭moments of the year, and we want to hear yours, too. In the comments, tell us what moved you, what mattered to you, and what moment stood out most.

McKayla Maroney . Shes wearing a red, standard-glitter leotard, and her hairs up in some kind of half-assed bun. She presents herself up to the crowdhands up over her head, feet tilted to her toes, smiling because you have to. Then she steps onto the runway. It looks likes shes brushing away something, excess chalk residue maybe, but she eventually sets her feet, takes one last big breath, and checks her hands. Then shes off, bounding toward the vault. She starts to flip and….

The Earths off its orbit, and the whole planet is just bouncing around the universe. Dogs and cats are giving birth to human children. Volcanoes are shooting out fully-cooked Christmas hams. Theres a bear driving a John Deere mower across the Atlantic Ocean. You throw a football and a sentient tree catches it, puts his arm around you, and tells you what the dinosaurs were like. Someone clicks a fax machine, the Nile River drips out the sides, and Cleopatra gives him a kiss. Then it all vibrates, and now its dark.泭

Then, its bright again. And shes standing there, arms up, again on her toes. She faces the crowd, then turns to face the judges, twirls her hand, and presents herself once more. Shes smiling again, but this time she definitely wants toand youre smiling too because you have no idea what just happened, but youre still here, and whatever that was: it will never happen again.

(The real best moment was Gabby Douglas winning gold, but I can't say it any better than this.)

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