Who knew that, like many a mountain town adventure bro, the 45th president maintains a dedicated, climate-controlled space where he stores his favorite gear, apparel, fitness equipment, and outdoor memorabilia? Well, we all do now, since federal agents busted its door down during their August 8 raid on Mar-a-Lago. Housed in a free-standing structure situated between the estate’s pool and pickleball court, this crib’s secret contents are casting new light on the adventure passions of an energetic man. Here’s a partial list of what they’ve found.
- Honey Stingers
- ski bibs
- Signed Melania
- Custom golf balls with the faces of political enemies (set of 10,000)
- Forest fire
- Jogging shorts. Never worn.
- commemorative shot glasses
- The Complete Trail Guide to
- Business prospectus from for MyAirMattress™
- folding solar panel kit
- Recipe for Dutch oven
- Pool with ankle leash
- Patriots jacket
- Document-burning
- Two one-pound
- Deep lug West Point shoes
- Lab results from