Melanie Lidman Archives - ϳԹ Online /byline/melanie-lidman/ Live Bravely Thu, 12 May 2022 13:22:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 https://cdn.outsideonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/favicon-194x194-1.png Melanie Lidman Archives - ϳԹ Online /byline/melanie-lidman/ 32 32 Park Slope: The Scoop on Jerusalem’s New National Playgrounds /outdoor-adventure/environment/park-slope-scoop-jerusalems-new-national-playgrounds/ Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:00:00 +0000 /uncategorized/park-slope-scoop-jerusalems-new-national-playgrounds/ Park Slope: The Scoop on Jerusalem's New National Playgrounds

In a last-ditch attempt to preserve some of the only green spaces left on the eastern edge of Jerusalem, the city plans to build a series of national parks with an extensive network of trails. Is this an honest effort to encourage tourism, or a political attempt to keep Arab neighborhoods from expanding?

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Park Slope: The Scoop on Jerusalem's New National Playgrounds

On a clear day, you can stand next to on Mount Scopus in northeast Jerusalem and gaze all the way to the Jordan Mountains. The empty, rolling desert hills included in the view are some of the last undeveloped areas east of the city. To preserve these open spaces and attract tourists to the area, the City of Jerusalem wants to create a 185-acre national park.

National parks in East Jerusalem.
Mount Scopus. Mount Scopus.

In Jerusalem, however, a park is never just a park. The Slopes of Mount Scopus Park is yet another example of how anything can become complex and political in the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Local Arab residents say the city is using environmentalism as an excuse to stop their expansion. If a national park is approved, no future development can take place. Residents of Issawiya and A Tur, the two neighborhoods that flank the Slopes of Mount Scopus, are furious.

“We’ll be choked into a small space,” said Darwish Darwish, the mukhtar, or community leader, of Issawiya. “They’re not trying to make a park, they want to stop the development of Issawiya.”

In 2006, the (JDA), a semi-public company associated with the city, began planning and developing five parks in the Kidron Valley that will connect Hebrew University to the Old City via a network of trails, picnic areas, playgrounds, and recreation areas. If all the parks are approved, the whole network will be approximately 750 acres, or 1.2 square miles. The size of the parks is small, but they will occupy some of the most contentious areas around the city. That means that every inch of the planned parks is controversial.

In terms of size, the Slopes of Mount Scopus is the most ambitious new park in the plan. JDA began the approval process for the park in November 2011. The national park distinction took community leaders by surprise, as the park has no endangered flora or fauna, no antiquities, and no archeological ruins in the area.

“The area is full of stones and thorns, there is nothing there that justifies a national park,” said left-wing activist and City Councilor Meir Margalit (Meretz), who is responsible for East Jerusalem. “The only reason this national park exists is to take lands and to keep these as a reservoir for future settlements…. They are taking land from two villages that need the land to expand and telling them the national park is more important than building houses for their children,” he said.

Unlike the West Bank, the Israeli government considers East Jerusalem part of sovereign Israel. All Israeli laws apply, though there are serious inequalities between the Arab and Jewish neighborhoods. Arab neighborhoods suffer from a severe lack of schools, poor infrastructure, poorly maintained roads, spotty mail service, and few playgrounds or community resources. Illegal building is rampant, due to the city’s policy of approving very few construction projects in East Jerusalem.

Since 1967, every inch of East Jerusalem has become a de facto battleground between ultra-nationalist Jews attempting to increase Jewish presence and Arab residents trying to maintain their residential spaces. This battle is fought on a house-by-house basis, with ideologically motivated Jews moving in clusters right in the middle of Arab neighborhoods. Arab residents view the planned parks as a variation of this invasion.

“The National Parks are like green settlements,” said Efrat Cohen-Bar, an architect at , a left-leaning organization trying to help the residents of Issawiya create a legal expansion plan. The designation as a national park, rather than a city park, is a meaningful difference, she explained. “It’s another way to make it nationally Israeli.”

But Elad Kandl, the director of the Old City projects at the Jerusalem Development Authority, believes creating national parks is the best way to preserve and protect the last open areas in East Jerusalem. The illegal building in the area threatens to destroy biblical tourism, he said, and the only way to stop illegal building is with the National Parks Authority, which has more power and money than the Jerusalem municipality. “We needed a government body that had teeth,” he said. He says the creation of the parks is not political, it is economic, and it is essential for preserving the area for tourism.

More than three million tourists visited Israel in 2011. Roughly 65 percent were Christian pilgrims who toured extensively in the future park system in the Kidron Valley, a place where olive tree terraces and undeveloped hillsides invite tourists to feel like they’re walking in Jesus’ footsteps. Though it is simple for the local communities to paint the entire park system as a political land grab, Jerusalem needs some of this area to stay pristine and undeveloped for tourism purposes.

Slopes of Mount Scopus has become a flashpoint. Left-wing Jewish activists and residents hold frequent protests at the site to condemn the plan. On a number of occasions, municipality bulldozers, accompanied by National Park officials, have destroyed illegal roads built without permits. The city claims the work is routine debris removal, but residents suspect that work on the national park has begun before the Interior Ministry’s final approval. In January, police arrested two teenagers for throwing stones at the bulldozers, and a number of activists have been detained for disrupting the work.

A possible compromise exists. If the Jerusalem Development Authority creates a municipal park, administrated by the city, rather than a national park administered by the state, it would preserve the area for tourism in the short term while leaving the option open for future development. Issawiya residents and the planning organization Bimkom have already created an alternative urban plan for a city park which allows the neighborhood to expand onto roughly a quarter of the space, along its edges, while still maintaining the visual panorama JDA seeks.

“A national park, it’s hard to change that in the future,” said Bimkom’s Cohen-Bar.

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Running of the Bulls /adventure-travel/destinations/running-bulls/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:00:00 +0000 /uncategorized/running-bulls/ For more than 600 years, judgment-impaired men (and a few women) have tested their speed and luck at the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The event, the most popular attraction at the San Fermin Festival (July 7–14), draws nearly 4,000 runners every day at 8 a.m., when six bulls are simultaneously let loose … Continued

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For more than 600 years, judgment-impaired men (and a few women) have tested their speed and luck at the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The event, the most popular attraction at the San Fermin Festival (July 7–14), draws nearly 4,000 runners every day at 8 a.m., when six bulls are simultaneously let loose on the crowd.

930

Yards from the corrals to the finish, at the Plaza de Toros

2.5

Minutes the average run lasts

3,300

Pounds a bull can lift with its horns

2

People gored, on average, each day of the weeklong festival

14

Bull-related fatalities since 1924, when officials started keeping records

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Mountain Biker Willow Koerber /outdoor-adventure/biking/willow-koerber-interview/ Tue, 26 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000 /uncategorized/willow-koerber-interview/ ϳԹ: You called last year a karmic disaster. KOERBER: I'd never trained harder or been more focused, but there were races where I was in 30th instead of the top five. I couldn't even get out of my own way. But what was I supposed to do, throw my bike in the woods? In 2007, … Continued

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ϳԹ: You called last year a karmic disaster.
KOERBER: I'd never trained harder or been more focused, but there were races where I was in 30th instead of the top five. I couldn't even get out of my own way. But what was I supposed to do, throw my bike in the woods? In 2007, I tore my ACL and broke up with my boyfriend (we're now engaged), but it ended up being the best year of my career. Last year all I had to do was ride my way to the Olympics, but I froze.

How'd you manage to repair your ACL without surgery?
I would have run circles in the woods, chanting, if it meant avoiding surgery. I did Reiki, acupuncture, the VIBE machine, the Harmony Chip

Harmony Chip?
It's a rehabilitation patch that I put on right where the ACL was torn. Also, there was this thing called the ARPwave. It pulses at this perfect wavelength to loosen you up. I tried Biopulsar Reflexology also. I'm definitely a searcher.

You come from a family of athletes, right?
My whole family is pretty nuts. We all compete or race. My uncle Doug once drank an entire bottle of jalapeño sauce just to prove he could. He was sitting there frothing at the mouth, eyes burning, coughing. And we're like “Why'd you do that?” And he said, “At this moment, nothing else exists.” We totally got it.

Where should we look for you this summer?
I'm really focused on September's World Cup Championships, in Australia. The course is fitted to my style: fast, technical, powerful. You know, standing on a World Cup podium is the greatest feeling. I can't deny it. I'd like to repeat that experience.

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Messenger Bags /outdoor-gear/bikes-and-biking/messenger-bags/ Tue, 26 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000 /uncategorized/messenger-bags/ 1860 Pony Express riders use mochilas, leather sacks slung over their saddles, to deliver the mail 1880s Bindle sticks, the classic hoe-and-bandanna carryalls, become popular with unemployed Civil War veterans who’ve taken to the rails in search of work 1947 Tent manufacturer De Martini Globe Canvas Co. makes shoulder bags for telephone workers 1983 East … Continued

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1860

Pony Express riders use mochilas, leather sacks slung over their saddles, to deliver the mail

1880s

Bindle sticks, the classic hoe-and-bandanna carryalls, become popular with unemployed Civil War veterans who’ve taken to the rails in search of work

1947

Tent manufacturer De Martini Globe Canvas Co. makes shoulder bags for telephone workers

1983

East Village resident John Peters founds Manhattan Portage, the granddaddy of messenger-bag companies

1989

Timbuk2 releases its three-panel courier bag

1995

Capitalizing on the all-things-X marketing zeitgeist, PAC Designs invents the X-strap to stabilize large loads

2009

The messenger bag goes high-tech with Arc’teryx’s Mistral, an ergonomically designed bag with a new rolltop closure

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The Best Summer Music Festivals /adventure-travel/destinations/best-summer-music-festivals/ Mon, 25 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000 /uncategorized/best-summer-music-festivals/ The Best Summer Music Festivals

Nothing beats a great live show, especially when you’re enjoying it under the sun or the stars. Presenting the 15 best outdoor music festivals in North America. Because summer is the time to play the field. Sasquatch! Bonnaroo The Roots Picnic Telluride Bluegrass Waterfront Blues Rothbury Forecastle Vancouver Island Grey Fox Bluegrass Evolve Lollapalooza Mulberry … Continued

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The Best Summer Music Festivals

Nothing beats a great live show, especially when you’re enjoying it under the sun or the stars. Presenting the 15 best outdoor music festivals in North America. Because summer is the time to play the field.

Sasquatch!
Bonnaroo
The Roots Picnic
Telluride Bluegrass
Waterfront Blues
Rothbury
Forecastle
Vancouver Island
Grey Fox Bluegrass
Evolve
Lollapalooza
Mulberry Mountain Harvest
ϳԹ Lands
Jazz Aspen Snowmass
Monolith

PLUS: Etiquette

Sasquatch!

George, Washington, May 23-25

Sasquatch!
Sasquatch! (courtesy of Live Nation)

Hot Ticket: Sasquatch!: Blind Pilot

These soulful Portland, Oregon, folk-rockers have toured the West Coast for two summers—on their bikes, hauling an upright bass, guitars, a mountain dulcimer, and a vibraphone. After 3,200 miles, 50-plus gigs, 54 flats, and two stolen rides, they’ll now tour the world. The new challenge? Taking the bus.

Perched on a cliff on the Columbia River, 2.5 hours from Seattle and 4.5 from Portland, the Gorge Amphitheatre is Pollstar‘s perennial best outdoor venue. This year, the rock/alternative festival will also have a comedy tent, starring the People’s Republic of Komedy, that morphs into a dance party late at night for you and 25,000 friends.
Don’t Miss Jane’s Addiction, Doves, Fleet Foxes, the Decemberists, Blitzen Trapper, and Blind Pilot. $67 per day; .
Intermission Climb soaring basalt walls at Frenchman Coulee, outside Vantage ().
Crash As with all the festivals listed here—unless otherwise noted—your lodging should be a tent on the festival grounds. (Fees may apply.)
Also This Weekend Strawberry Music Festival, Yosemite, California.

The Roots Picnic

Philadelphia, June 6

The second annual Picnic is the hip-hop celebration of the summer, curated by the Roots in their hometown. The 6,000-strong block party at Penns Landing, on the Delaware River, is a rare chance to see these acts in the open air.
Don’t Miss TV on the Radio, Santi­gold, and what could be the musical event of the year: Public Enemy, with the Roots and the Antibalas Afro­beat Orchestra, performing 1988’s It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back. $48; .
Intermission Take a 44-mile round-trip spin from the Schuylkill River Trail out to Valley Forge National Historic Park, where Washington and his troops spent the winter of 1778 (rentals, $30 per day; ).
Crash The art deco Loews Hotel, across from the bustling Reading Market, is a mile from the Festival Pier (doubles from $169; ).

Bonnaroo

Manchester, Tennessee, June 11-14

The Raconteurs
The Raconteurs (courtesy of Bonnaroo)

Artist’s Choice

“Playing with Edgar Meyer at Bonnaroo in 2008, in the blazing heat, when the rains came down and destroyed the stage and sound system but we kept playing… Something magical was going on.”

—Béla Fleck (BONNAROO)

Yes, this seven-year-old, 80,000-spectator festival is a headbanging, sweaty mess, but it belongs on your “do once before I die” list. Thirteen stages’ worth of great music booms across rolling farmland 60 miles south of Nashville. Check out the Silent Disco, where a DJ pumps music into your headphones and hundreds of people dance in silence.
Don’t Miss Bruce Springsteen, the Beastie Boys, Andrew Bird, MGMT, the punky White Rabbits (whose new album was produced by Spoon’s Britt Daniel), and African-kora-playing Toumani Diabate’s set with Béla Fleck. Four days, $250; .
Intermission Bring your road bike and hook up with the wooded 444-mile Natchez Trace Parkway for a ride among the salt licks of verdant central Tennessee ().

Telluride Bluegrass

Telluride, Colorado, June 18-21

What started as a small bluegrass fest 36 years ago has morphed into what may be the season’s best party, with a setting—an amphitheater planted beneath a cirque of fourteeners—that’s without equal. The vibe is no longer just bluegrass; it’s more like a rock concert in the mountains, with some 10,000 fans per day.
Don’t Miss The Punch Brothers; Three Girls and Their Buddy (Emmylou Harris, Patty Griffin, Shawn Colvin, and Buddy Miller), and headliners David Byrne and Elvis Costello, whose backing country band includes fiddle virtuoso Stuart Duncan. Tip: The best shows often take place after hours, in the NightGrass series at bars like Fly Me to the Moon Saloon (from $15; ). Four days, $185; .
Intermission Take your mountain bike and ride Mill Creek, a six-mile singletrack loop just outside of town.

Waterfront Blues

Portland, Oregon, July 2-5

With more than 100,000 attendees, this benefit for the Oregon Food Bank is the largest blues fest west of the Mississippi. With 100-plus performances on four stages on the grassy banks of the Willamette River, it’s by far the best bang for your buck.

Don’t Miss Headliner Etta James, the R&B funkiness of Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, and the Zydeco Swamp Romp stage, where you can booty-shake to Creole blues all day long. $10—plus two cans of food—per day; .

Intermission End your trip with a half-day Class IV rafting trip on the Middle White Salmon ($60; ).

Crash The swank Heathman Hotel, whose chef is James Beard winner Phillippe Boulot (doubles from $230; ).

Also This Weekend High Sierra Festival, Quincy, California.

Rothbury

Rothbury, Michigan, July 2-5

Three hours northwest of Detroit, the country’s greenest festival is powered by biofuels, features a Think Tank climate-change symposium, and is nestled in the woods near Lake Michigan. Of some 40,000 fans, 3,500 rise with the sun for early-morning yoga.
Don’t Miss Bob Dylan, the Dead, Brett Dennen, Cold War Kids, and—could you get more patriotic?—a possible July 4 appearance by Willie Nelson. Four days, $250; .
Intermission Catch smallmouth bass or trout on the Muskegon (two people, $350 per day; ).
Also This Weekend 80/35, Des Moines, Iowa.

Forecastle

Louisville, Kentucky, July 10-12

Hot Ticket: Forecastle: The Black Keys

In 1964, it was Mick, Keith, et al. with England’s Newest Hit Makers. Four decades later, Akron, Ohio, spat out Dan and Patrick. The connection? White boys take rock to the blues—freshly, brilliantly, dangerously.

Equal parts activism, arts, and music, this progressive three-day extravaganza on downtown Louisville’s Riverfront draws 65 bands, numerous environmental nonprofits, and 20,000 fans. After-hours river raves take place on the steamboat Belle of Louisville.
Don’t Miss The Black Keys, the New Mastersounds, and Appalachian folk rockers the Avett Brothers. Three days, $100; .
Intermission Hike underground for hours in the limestone Mammoth Cave National Park (guided tour, $48; ).
Crash Camp five miles away at American Turners Campgrounds, with alcohol sales and a shuttle ($50 for the weekend; ).

Vancouver Island MusicFest

Courtenay, British Columbia, July 10-12

Artist’s Choice

“At Primavera Sound, in Barcelona last year, we came on at 4:30 A.M. During our last song, the crowd advanced the stage like a wave off the Mediterranean, and next thing we knew there were a hundred people on stage with us.”

—GRAHAM WALSH,

KEYBOARDS, Holy Fuck (PLAYING AT SEATTLE’S BUMBERSHOOT FESTIVAL, SEPTEMBER 6)

Camp on the leafy banks of the Tsolum River at this intimate festival of folk and world music, which draws about 9,000 people and is nearly zero-waste—even the plates and cutlery are compostable.
Don’t Miss Folk icon Arlo Guthrie, Celtic-pop fiddlers Enter the Haggis, and Edgar Meyer, one of the funkiest upright bass players working today. Three days, $119; .
Intermission Gravity fans will want to try the world-class downhill mountain biking at Mount Washington Alpine Resort (lift tickets, $30; rentals, $89 per day; ).

Grey Fox Bluegrass

Oak Hill, New York, July 16-19

Twenty-five thousand bluegrass fans converge on a 200-acre farm in the Catskills for this festival, which is about staying up all night at campground jams. The main acts are great, but for many they’re the sideshow.
Don’t Miss Crooked Still, whose driving, cello-heavy acoustic music makes ‘grass and rock fans alike want to dance. In the campgrounds, seek out the all-night jam led by the Grillbillies, a group of top amateur players who earnestly rock outfits like grass skirts and leis. Four days, $155; .
Intermission A 15-minute drive south and a 3.5-mile hike lead to the summit of Windham High Peak, which offers a view of five states.
Also This Weekend Mile High Music Festival, Denver.

Evolve

Antigonish, Nova Scotia, July 17-19

It could be musical Eden: 2,500 attendees on a bluff overlooking the emerald hills of nearby Cape Breton (Neil Young’s summer haunt). It’s “the way Woodstock used to be,” says Jonas Colter, the organic farmer who runs this ten-year-old festival showcasing up-and-coming experimental, hip-hop, bluegrass, and world acts.
Don’t Miss Mishka, Australian did­geridoo master Xavier Rudd, and the concerts in the yurts, especially Gratefully Deadicated Sound­system, who mix Dead samples with techno beats till around sunrise. Three days, $85; .
Intermission Sea-kayak the North­um­ber­land Strait ($50 per day; ).
Also This Month 10,000 Lakes, Detroit Lakes, Minnesota (July 22–25).

Lollapalooza

Chicago, August 7-9

Hot Ticket: Lollapalooza: Arctic Monkeys

The latest saviors of rock and roll, according to the UK press. You can hear the Clash and Libertines in there, but the Monkeys are their own animal: great post-punk rawk with an infectious swagger.

Perry Farrell’s pioneering mobile music festival settled down in Chicago’s lakeside Grant Park in 2005. It’s bigger (some 75,000 fans), but the deep, eclectic lineup is now some 120 bands strong. Check out the Kidzapalooza stage, where headliners often play surprise jam sessions.
Don’t Miss Kings of Leon, Depeche Mode, Tool, and Delta Spirit, a southern-blues-flavored alternative band. Three days, $190; .
Intermission Take a 90-minute train out to Beverly Shores ($7.50; ) and hike the singing sands of Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore ().
Crash The modernist Hard Rock Hotel (where else?), around the corner on Michigan Avenue, hosts after-hours parties in its ball­room (hotel/pass/after-party packages from $775; ).
Also This Month All Points West, Jersey City, New Jersey (July 31–August 2).

Mulberry Mountain Harvest

Ozark, Arkansas, August 12-15

Artist’s Choice

“The Communikey Festival of Digital Arts, in Boulder, is a new festival that kicks off the season every April. It’s run by an extremely dedicated and fun group of people, with acts like Thomas Fehlmann (a Beirut favorite) and great young bands like D Numbers and No Regular Play.”

—PAUL COLLINS,

KEYBOARDS, Beirut (PLAYING AT MONTREAL JAZZ FESTIVAL, JULY 11)

In the heart of the Ozarks, 70 miles southeast of Fayetteville, 50 acoustic roots and bluegrass bands jam on the grounds of an old blueberry farm at the top of Mulberry Mountain. Expect hardcore newgrass purists among the 5,000 attendees, plus on-site fishing for stocked catfish, perch, and bass.
Don’t Miss Hackensaw Boys, the Duhks, Travelin McCourys, and Hot Buttered Rum (who once played our HQ on their grease-fueled tour). Four days, $109; .
Intermission Just a mile down the road on the Mulberry River, take an eight-mile float through mellow Class I–II water on a beverage-laden canoe ($56; ).

ϳԹ Lands

San Francisco, August 28-30

Artist’s Choice

“Most festivals seem to feature mud and/or dust. That’s why I love Coachella [next April in California’s Mojave Desert]. Large variety of great bands every day, beautiful weather, and it’s the only festival held upon finely manicured polo fields.”

—SCOTT DEVENDORF,

BASS, The National (PLAYING AT PITCHFORK, CHICAGO, JULY 18)

Launched in 2008 by the people who created Bonnaroo, this 60,000-strong celebration of public lands, at Golden Gate Park, offers gorgeous views and top-shelf eats: everything from Hog Island Oyster Company’s freshly shucked specialty to (natch) a wine-sampling area with Napa labels.

Don’t miss Pearl Jam, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, the National, and Grace Potter & the Nocturnals, fronted by a bluesy rocker who brings to mind both Aretha Franklin and Lucinda Williams. Three days, $225; .

Intermission Really appreciate those hills on a running tour of Chinatown and other historic sites (two people, $60; ).

Crash The Stanyan Park, a restored Victorian hotel, lies within sight of the park ($139; ).

Jazz Aspen Snowmass

Snowmass, Colorado, September 4-6

Hot Ticket: Coming Soon: Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson

One of the essential acts at Bonnaroo this year will be Bon Iver, the young supertalent who holed up in a north woods cabin to compose his sad but gorgeous debut album. But one of the charms of a great festival is finding a young star like that before he’s a star. Last year at Monolith, on a small indoor stage at Red Rocks, I happened to see Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson, a Brooklyn-via-Oregon rocker with some serious poetry going on behind his Malkmus-esque guitar licks. He hasn’t appeared on America’s radar, but he will. Until then, try to catch him at some dark, uncrowded club.

—WILL PALMER

It’s a jazz fest in name only; you can expect indie rock, hip-hop, funk, and more at this laid-back Labor Day festival. The 2–9 P.M. schedule means a more sedate crowd of 25,000 and mornings free for tromping through alpine meadows.

Don’t Miss Black Eyed Peas, the Doobie Brothers, and Michael Franti & Spearhead, whose reggae-and-rap-loving frontman does more than anyone to keep the peace-and-love thing alive. Three days, $145; .

Intermission Leap off one of Aspen’s double-blacks and soar past fourteeners with Aspen Paragliding ($225; ).

Crash With no camping nearby, check in to the rustic Wildwood Lodge, in the heart of Snowmass ($109; ).

Also This Weekend Chicago Jazz Festival; Bumbershoot, Seattle.

Monolith

Morrison, Colorado, September 12-13

Closing Argument

First let me say that I understand the sentiment. At the height of the Phish moment, every mountain-town trustafarian too late for the Dead felt liberated to noodle, gobble fungus, and kick off his Birkenstocks. That was great—for the first decade. But a new breed of musicians with verve and chops to spare is taking the festival scene to an exciting new place (e.g., Canadian old-time-cum-funk band the Duhks, appearing at the Harvest fest). So let Phish nation live it up this summer—I’m sure the reunion shows at Fenway Park and Red Rocks will be heartfelt displays of warmth and burrito hawking—and then let’s all move on. You can find me at the real party of the summer: Telluride.

—ABE STREEP

The setting, 103-year-old Red Rocks Amphitheatre, near Denver, is one of the world’s great venues, cradled by 300-foot sandstone towers. Sound quality is incredible, and there really are no crummy seats.
Don’t Miss This year’s lineup was not set at press time, but expect eclectic. Last year included Justice, TV on the Radio, Band of Horses, Vampire Weekend, Foals, and New Zealand’s up-and-coming Veils. Two days, $100; .
Intermission Bring your five-weight rod and spend the morning on the Blue River, with its giant rainbow trout (licenses and info, ).
Crash Ten miles west in Evergreen, the Highland Haven sits on the banks of Bear Creek and is surrounded by blue spruce and well-earned peace and quiet (doubles from $150; ).

Etiquette: Laws of the Lawn

Rules for attending outdoor festivals.

CREDIT CARDS are useless. Bring cash and precious materials—extra beer, lots of ice—for bartering.

LAWN CHAIRS: If they’re empty, they’re fair game.

Porta-Potties: You’re a grown man. Stand in line.

LODGING: It’s a festival. Bring a tent.

LATE-NIGHT JAMS: At a good event, they can be the best shows of the weekend. Keep a respectful distance. Listen closely. Do not attempt to sing harmony. No spoons.

SUNBLOCK: Yes. MenScience TiO2 SPF 30 ($31; )—waterproof, which means sweat-proof.

NOODLERS mean no harm. Just steer clear of those helicopter arms.

CROWD COMMENTARY: If you think the scene, venue, andor bands have gone downhill, don’t buy a ticket. Once you’re there, “[Event] has gotten too commercial” = “I am a dick.”

GETTING BACKSTAGE: Unless you’re a 21-year-old blonde, do not attempt.

BEDTIME: Sunrise is good. Pack a thermos of Irish coffee, but go light on the coffee.

WATER: One glass for every beer. You’re in the sun.

BACKPACKER GUITARS: Never!

BLANKETS: If yours is ten by ten feet and there are two of you on it, you’re not entitled to that angry sneer.

HERO WORSHIP: Buying your favorite band’s T-shirt is cool; wearing it while they’re still playing is not.

CROWD SURFING died a sad death in 2003.

HEADGEAR is essential.

BEACH BALLS are not. But let’s face it, we love ’em.

PROXIMITY TO THE STAGE is generally more trouble than it’s worth.

NUDITY is not OK. Except when it is.

PSYCHEDELICS: If you haven’t dabbled since high school, now’s probably not the time to get reacquainted.

FLASKS, on the other hand, are a must. We suggest George Dickel White Label (750 ml, $24; ).

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